Okay but honestly with the death of forums and blogs and Yahoo Answers. And the rise of discord. Reddit is the last refuge to get any kind of information about anything whatsoever.
i would present my penis to a the E.T... I woud be doing it Non sexualluy, though. Just so he could be more familiar with my earth body. that bad little bitch was an adult, though. Like for an alien. Anyways. Something i think about a lot. Just what i would do in that situation, i mean. And thats what i would do. Present my penis to that male shortie, let him see how a earth guy can let it rock. But like, if he wants to rock, maybe rumble a little bit i would want him to go ahead. Not that i would be looking forward to it. Or like, would expact that he would want to after seeing my penis non sexually. If he wanted to see how it rocks then i could show him. There in the woods. Cold wet ground. Moon up above. Alone. Two of us. Showing each other how that nasty thing rocks.
Your honor my client has untreated synesthesia and cannot be held in contempt for court-- his gormless slack jawed stare isnt due to his diagnosed imbecility but rather because your droning voice and stilted clerical tone has carried him to an orgiastic sensory display of squares as well as circles
bro i swear we're not gonna do anything weird this time i just need you to meet me in the cemmy (<- new way to say cemetery)






